Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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What's the opposite of pro?

Con. So what's the opposite of progress

What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

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How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

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What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Prose Jokes More Prose Jokes

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

Novel Jokes More Novel Jokes

What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.