Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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Con Jokes More Con Jokes

What's the opposite of pro?

Con. So what's the opposite of progress

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

Scam Artist Jokes More Scam Artist Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Prose Jokes More Prose Jokes

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

Novel Jokes More Novel Jokes

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.