Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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Con Jokes More Con Jokes

What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

Scam Artist Jokes More Scam Artist Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

Prose Jokes More Prose Jokes

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

Novel Jokes More Novel Jokes

How can you tell someone's a navy seal?

they'll tell you in their novel.

What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.