How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

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What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus .

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

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Where does Optimus Prime go for cosmetic repairs?

To the autobotty shop!

What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.