What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people "

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!