What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people "

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Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

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What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

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Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.