What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?

One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.

What's the difference between batman and a black person?

Batman can go to the store without robin'

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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

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What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Egg Cup Jokes More Egg Cup Jokes

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.