What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!

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Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?

They do not sew

What if I sewed myself shut?

Doc: Suture self.

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What did Captain Picard call his poop?

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What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!