How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

Organize Jokes More Organize Jokes

What do you call a french organized crime detective?

J'accuza

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Solar System Jokes More Solar System Jokes

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

How does a solar system have a party?

How does a solar system have a party? They planet