Organize Jokes

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

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What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

How do you get thrown out of a concentration camp?

Bad for moral Cutting in line Organizing hunger strikes

What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle?

What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Thief. What do you call TWO (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Organized crime.

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny :(

How do you organize wet books?

With the mildewy decimal system!

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How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets?

A little get together

What do you call a french organized crime detective?

J'accuza

How do you organize an outer space party?

You planet

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A non-prophet organization.

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