What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

Who hurt you?

unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

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What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

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What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

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What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface

Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor?

Because they take everything, literally....

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What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.

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Why do white people like cheese so much?

Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.

How about that airplane food?

Edit: I'm so sorry.

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

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What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.