What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

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What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

What is Robin Williams doing in heaven?

Not sure, probably just hanging out.

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What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

Dad jokes

What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?

A very dry sense of humor

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

What do you call a black cop?

Suicidal.

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What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a .tiff!

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Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.