What do u give a woman who has everything?

Penacilin

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What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

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What do u call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )