What do u give a woman who has everything?

Penacilin

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Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

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What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no