What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

Whats the difference....?

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"

Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?

Mum: "Just to make sure"

Builder Jokes More Builder Jokes

What do builders use to make websites?

Com.crete.

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.