What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

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What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

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Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

This one will sleigh you !

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !