Amnesia Jokes

What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.

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What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

What are the symptoms of amnesia?

I can't remember

How do you know if you have amnesia?

I don't know.

How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

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What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

Where can you always find kids by themselves?

edit: i forgot to say please.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

Remove the audio jack

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common?

Both were shot before a live audience.

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What are the symptoms of amnesia?

I can't remember

What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics?

A hummingbird

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Where's your better half?

The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

Symptom Jokes More Symptom Jokes

What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"

What are the symptoms of amnesia?

I can't remember