Amnesia Jokes

What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.

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What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

What are the symptoms of amnesia?

I can't remember

How do you know if you have amnesia?

I don't know.

How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

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I forgot.

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Someone told me but I forgot.

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What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

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A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

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How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

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What are the symptoms of amnesia?

I can't remember

What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"

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When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

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What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

Who is Thor?

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How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

What's the best joke you ever heard?

For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.