I can't remember.
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Someone told me but I forgot.
Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)
4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..
I can't remember
I don't know.
I don't remember.
Milk of amnesia!
Oh shoot, I forgot...
Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.
Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh
Doesn't follow instructions very well.
Genesis 3.
I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"
Beggar you don't know !
In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.
In tennis, love means nothing.
It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*
Youre always meeting new people.
It never happens just once.
edit: i forgot to say please.
The crew.
Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.