How does the Mexican national anthem start?

Jose can you see.....

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When did this start?

and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

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What did a confused Mexican alphabet say?

K

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons?

Jose &amp Hose-B

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.