How does the Mexican national anthem start?

Jose can you see.....

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Why did the accountant go crazy?

He started to hear invoices in his head.

Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".

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What do you call a Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he isn't yet an se.

What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

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What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?

Jose and Hoseb

Why are mexicans bad firefighters?

Because they cant tell jose from hose B