How does the Mexican national anthem start?

Jose can you see.....

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How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

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What's a Mexicans favorite protein?

Whey

How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

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What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B