What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

How do fish go into business ?

The start on a small scale !

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What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

What's six feet tall , silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

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What's the capital of Wisconsin?

W

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.