What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

How are men like television commercials?

A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

Why thank u.. are u single?

She:No, I'm a dentist

W Jokes More W Jokes

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

W

Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..