What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

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Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

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What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

What's a word that no matter how much you spelled it, it always wrong?

Wrong, the word is wrong

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How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

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How can you make a witch itch?

Take away her "W."

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

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What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

What do you get when you clone a cyborg?

A cyclone.