How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

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Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.