How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.

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What is a Ghosts' favorite type of party?

A BOOkake party!

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

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What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.