FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."
Bed
Yo, duh.
Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
It put a ring on it.
A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.
It needs more space.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Professor: Astronomical.
All the Milky Ways. You get it.
They planet.
Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.
It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
At the university.
Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*
He found a hair in one.
I still find you dashing"
A blonde at a flashing red light.
With the proper al-gor-ithms
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Because it is not called a teethbrush.
A full set of teeth.
A: Yeller.
2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever
You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)
Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.
Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)
Because he didn't like DC...
Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.