FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."
Bed
Yo, duh.
Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
It put a ring on it.
A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.
It needs more space.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Professor: Astronomical.
All the Milky Ways. You get it.
They planet.
Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.
It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
At the university.
Two women playing pool.
One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.
Put him in water!
Me: EXACTLY!
Miami mice!
Won't get fooled again!
They need space.
None, it is a hardware issue!
P.U.
Her GPA was unda da C.
H-E-L-L-O!
2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
A:A refund.
Because all the fans left
To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.
