FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."
Bed
Yo, duh.
Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
It put a ring on it.
A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.
It needs more space.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Professor: Astronomical.
All the Milky Ways. You get it.
They planet.
Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.
It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
At the university.
Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.
Eeeeeeeeeeggs
it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time
Because all the fans left
Shredder
Shredder.
Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!
Me: EXACTLY!
Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*
If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.
Web Design.
Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.
Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.
Because he was hydra-phobic.