FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."
Bed
Yo, duh.
Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
It put a ring on it.
A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.
It needs more space.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Professor: Astronomical.
All the Milky Ways. You get it.
They planet.
Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.
It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
At the university.
x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
Being late
Scarabic
Plane English.
Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.
That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Because they really wanted a third's eye view!
Even art majors deserve recognition
You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this
Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.
How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid
A:A refund.
You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.
There's Google.
A: "Would you like fries with that "
