Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How sick are you?

Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.