Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.