Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...