Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

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Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

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What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

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Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

What would Steve Harvey change his name to if he suddenly became bulimic?

Heave Starvey

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Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

How do you say Philippines in Ebonics?

Colombia