What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

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What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

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How do you throw a party in Nigeria?

You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

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What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

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What do you call a brain dead Swede?

A vegetable..

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.