What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

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What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

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What is a horses favourite kind of party?

A stall ball.

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

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Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

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Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

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What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!