What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

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What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets?

A little get together

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

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Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

Well Kind Jokes More Well Kind Jokes

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!