Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

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What do you call a dinosaur with good dental hygiene?

A flossiraptor

Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.