How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

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Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

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What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.