Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!

Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.