Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

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What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun