Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What do you call it when a statistician secretly gives out clothes?

Discreet uniform distribution

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.