Tony Stark Jokes

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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Subtract Jokes More Subtract Jokes

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

Elon Musk Jokes More Elon Musk Jokes

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

Profit Jokes More Profit Jokes

How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

Remove the audio jack

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

Tennish

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

Stark Jokes More Stark Jokes

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast