Tony Stark Jokes

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

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Because why MC, eh

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Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

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Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

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What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

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Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

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He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

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What's the difference between a book and a Mexican?

A book has papers.

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

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What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.