How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

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What did the neckbeard wizard use to find his way around Hogwarts?

M'rauders Map

Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

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What do you call a black man that flies planes?

A pilot, you racist.

How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

Engine Jokes More Engine Jokes

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home