How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?

When it is intercepted by a plane.

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.