Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

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What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

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How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

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What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

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Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."