Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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The Millenial Falcon.

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What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.