Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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What's the difference between a red head and a blue head?

Your grip.

What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.

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Whats the best part about living in Switzerland?

Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

Whats a Feminist's favorite math subject?

Triggerednometry

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How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

Jet Engine Jokes More Jet Engine Jokes

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Engine Jokes More Engine Jokes

Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.