What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the Banana say to the other Banana?

You're very appealing

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

Sunburn Jokes More Sunburn Jokes

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

Why don't black people get sunburns?

Prisons are indoors.