Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

TUH KEELLUHHH!!!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico