How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

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Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

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What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa?

Tuesday.

What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.