What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

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Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

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Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit