Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

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How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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What do you call a Mexican who can see into the future?

Cristobal

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

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Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

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What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing?

Carlos.

What do you call two Mexican guys playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

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What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.