Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

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Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa?

Tuesday.

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.