What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

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How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

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How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.