What should you do if a bird poos on your car?

Don't ask her out again

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Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.