What should you do if a bird poos on your car?

Don't ask her out again

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Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

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How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"