How heavy is a Chinese dumpling?

Wonton.

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Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.

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What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!