Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

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What do you call a preponderance of the evidence that your drink has been compromised?

Probable Cosby

Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

because they never drink alone.

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What do you call it when you're run over by a German?

Hunover.

How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

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What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

What do you call a pre-maturely born Chinese boy?

Sudden Lee

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What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

What is the unit of power?

Yes.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

German Beer Jokes More German Beer Jokes

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.