What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

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How does every ethnic joke start?

By looking over your shoulder.

What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

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An Iceburgh.

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You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

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Lord Of The Chinks

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Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

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What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

How much does a Chinese elephant weigh?

Wonton