What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

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Act Jokes More Act Jokes

How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!

What do people hate about CEOs of big internet companies?

They act too paowerful

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

What do you call a ruckus in a string orchestra?

Violins

Abuse Jokes More Abuse Jokes

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.