What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

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Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

How do you get a musician off of your porch?

You pay for the pizza.

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

Abuse Jokes More Abuse Jokes

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..