What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

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What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

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What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.

How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

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What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

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Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

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What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

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What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.