What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

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What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

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Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

What is long, hard and full of sperm ?

The sock under my bed.

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What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

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How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

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What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.