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What's your view on lesbians?

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How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

What do you call an affectionate island?

Isle of view

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

What are my views on lesbian relationships ?

I view it in HD.

What do Jedi use to view PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

What's the hottest album in hell right now?

Views from the 666

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

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I view it in HD.

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Where's the best view of falling stars in Los Angeles?

The Betty Ford Clinic

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

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What do you call a group of kids?

a migraine

What do you call a group of pigs?

A precinct.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Porsche Jokes More Porsche Jokes

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

Phenomenon Jokes More Phenomenon Jokes

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.