What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

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Nfl Jokes More Nfl Jokes

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?

It's their knees that go first.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

Black Life Jokes More Black Life Jokes

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.