What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

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Nfl Jokes More Nfl Jokes

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

Black Life Jokes More Black Life Jokes

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

because Mace Windu nuffin

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.