What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

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Nfl Jokes More Nfl Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?

It's their knees that go first.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

Black Life Jokes More Black Life Jokes

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives