What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

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Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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dis counts!!

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A brick to the back of his head should do it.

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An Easter bunnet!

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What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!