What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

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Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

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Because he can't take a shot to the head.

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They cut a head

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The world's slowest vampire.

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They both go down for the count!!

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!