How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!

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Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

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What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.