How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!

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Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.