Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

Why do the elephants have short tails ?

Because they can't remember long stories !

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme?

Ring Around the Rooooozaaay.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle?

Attire

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip