Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme?

Ring Around the Rooooozaaay.

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

How long can 7 ride 8?

Til infinity.

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin

Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!