What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

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What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

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It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).

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Because they have their own scales!

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

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A lot of crackling on the line !

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What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.