The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.
Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!
...but you might not get it.
Daughter: You told me to change the baby.
Cancer...
You have to chew before you swallow!
Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!
asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
Because he tasted funny.
One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"
Hubble Bubble
Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"
Because they run over sleepers.
