What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.

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What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!"

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

What do you call gummy semites?

Chews!

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Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher?

What do you mean?

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Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

How do you get gum out of hair?

cancer -I'm sorry-

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."