How is an accordion like an artillery shell?

Once you hear it, it's already too late.

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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

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How is an accordion like an artillery shell?

Once you hear it, it's already too late.

What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!