How is an accordion like an artillery shell?

Once you hear it, it's already too late.

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Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

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What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion