Lawrence Elk
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.
Once you hear it, it's already too late.
No one cries when you cut up an accordion
A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died
A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
A: A chainsaw can be tuned.
A: Learning how to fold a map.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
He got tired of kicking him around.
Having to admit you have autism :,P
It was a little nutty.
Because he thought people were taking him for granite.
A: Because no one will look for them.
IN PLANE SIGHT!
On a scale from one to ten, urinate.
Because the 'p' is silent.
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
Very. (Thought of this idk if it was good)
Idk how You've obviously never changed one.
He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.
What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.
