Lawrence Elk
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.
Once you hear it, it's already too late.
No one cries when you cut up an accordion
A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died
A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
A: A chainsaw can be tuned.
A: Learning how to fold a map.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.
A widow.
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
People tell you."
People could see right through him.
Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.
You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...
He liked to chop and change !
I wanna Bone a part
St. Petri Dish.
Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.
There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.
To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
A wrecking ball
A caiman like a wrecking ball.
