Lawrence Elk
Paperback
An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.
Once you hear it, it's already too late.
No one cries when you cut up an accordion
A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died
A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
A: A chainsaw can be tuned.
A: Learning how to fold a map.
So they can carry their tune
You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.
God really liked it so he put rings on it.
Did you planet?
A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.
Neapolitan.
A doctor, you racist!
An umbrellaphant !
It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP
Leave the plunger in the toilet
It's the only way they can get love.
Because they take a fence to that.
I reckon that fence is around a yard."
A: Your ghostliness.
The roller ghosted.