Lawrence Elk
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.
Once you hear it, it's already too late.
No one cries when you cut up an accordion
A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died
A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
A: A chainsaw can be tuned.
A: Learning how to fold a map.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"
Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!
They're both brown except the snowball.
A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.
The urge to pop a cold one.
A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
A tree feller.
They pilaf. I'll show my way out
A: Tear gas.
They Rocked their doors.
Cause they can't protect their towers.
Ohm on the range
It's the one on the range.
ATP
OC You make a reservation
