Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

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What do my dad and Carly Rae Jepsen have in common?

They both said they were just going to the store

When can you store food in a door?

When it's ajar.

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How to avoid clickbait?

clearly, you wouldn't know...

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

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What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

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What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

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Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

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Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ?

In bark-lays bank !

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.