Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.
Names
Making them.
People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.
Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.
Just Juan.
He had carpool tunnel
The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!
They taste like chicken.
Are you positive
Acting surprised.
He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.
Too many cheetahs!!!!
